Targia signed the peace contract
Some time ago Targia came to us with a proposal. They had a disagreement with Evenia, and if something went wrong, or if a war started, they were going to need our help.
How it started for us
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It all started when Noma decided to go to the UBN to ask them to intervene. Noma was tired of us taking their women, but we need their virgins for our traffic to Mageía. This is one of our oldest traditions and also one of our biggest sources of income. We couldn’t just let this happen. We needed to make an agreement with Noma. Eventually, a decision was made. We would stop hunting their virgins and instead they give us the meat of their cows.
But then we were in trouble. We ran out of virgins to give to Mageía. So Targia’s proposal came at ideal timing. In return for our help, Targia was going to provide more women for us.
The end of the predicament
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The UBN was not satisfied with Targia declaring war on Evenia. They intervened immediately. After much deliberation and conflict, the predicament came to an end. Targia eventually did sign the peace contract. We could therefore conclude that they no longer needed our help, and so our agreement was no longer valid. We couldn’t count on Targia anymore for the extra women.
So unfortunately, we don't get any more women. But fortunately, there is no more war in the world that we have to fear. We can get on with our lives in peace, having sex and eating good food, drinking rum and smoking cigars without much worry.